Chris Su is somewhere between a fertilized egg and a chalk outline.
He went to one of the most notorious public schools in the state, but is alright.
He likes the name ‘Peril’ for an Asian-Australian magazine because he doesn’t want the white man to say he didn’t see it coming.
He hopes the NBN can give him faster internet on Christmas Island so he can stop being outbid on ebay at the last minute.
He thinks the festive season is really only here when you start drinking with the taste of toothpaste still in your mouth.
All he wants for Christmas is the abolition of this imperialist, capitalist, white supremacist heteropatriarchy.
He read that last one on pinterest.
He loves it when you __________ his __________ @christepher.